YARV

Yet Another Relativity Vendor

There are so many companies reselling Relativity eDiscovery services, that they are now called YARVs.

If you have seen one YARV, you have seen them all.

I am so tired of hearing about Relativity. I want something different and not just another YARV.

Yarv stepmommie a commie

A comeback that is stronger and better than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined. For best results, use when they are speaking about politics at the dinner table. Even better if they don't even have a step-mom. Just because it has a political use, doesn't mean you can only use it then.

"Them: (insert politician here) and anybody who follows them is a cuck.
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie.
Them: *dies*"

"Friend: ur mom gay
You: your'e dad lesbian
Friend: your granny tranny
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie
Friend: *falls on the floor crying uncontrollably*."