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Yesterday's Meal Cooked Again
A shorter, snappier name for your reheated leftovers.
When I got in at 3am I was so hungry but so tired, I just microwaved me some YMCA curry then fell asleep with my head in the empty bowl...
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When you're short on the dough, it's a place you can go.
Young man, when you're short on the dough etc.
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Young Mens Christian Association
Originally founded in London, England by 12 men of the christian faith. The first one in the continent of North America is located in Montreal, Canada and the first one in the United States is in Boston, Massechusetts. It is a non-profit organization. Basically a day care for kids pre-k - 12 grade. The YMCA strives to teach good values, morals, etc. The core values are Honesty (the color blue), Respect (yellow), Careing (red), and Responsibility (green).
The sports that were invented at the YMCA are, basketball, softball, volleyball, racket ball, and proffesional football (getting payed for playing football).
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An athletic workout place where half the people that go are fat, and go to get slightly less fat.
Person: Hey, did you hear, Phil went to YMCA because he was 300 pounds and now he's only 295 pounds!
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Yellow Mellow Ching Asian. YMCA, a racist term for calling people of yellow skin, used by white australians.
When accused of racism, one may just hide behind the institutional banner, and gaslight all the way to 'safety'.
Xi: Heyyy Jimmie howdy
Jimmie: Fucking YMCA
Xi: Yeahhh I wouldn't go there
Jimmie: Wasnt referring to YMCA the institution you cunt.
Xi: Huh? Then what? What are you referring to?
Jimmie: Quit asking so much, and stay mellow.
Xi: What??
Jimmie: YELLOW MELLOW CHING ASIAN
Xi: NO WAYYY U SAID THAT ! THAT IS RACIST !
Jimmie: No no of coz not, listen I was jk ! I was talking about the institution of course ! HA !
Xi: Haha nice joke. Sorry I reacted, please don't mind me.
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YMCA - Noun
The only place in the world where it's okay for an old man to approach you naked in a public area for absolutely no reason, and engage in extremely unnecessary conversation about nothing while you dress and/or undress.
-- Normal Life --
Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was in this restaurant the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the bar...
Steve - Oh my God. Did you kick his ass and then stab him in the eye with a pen?
Mike - Yeah. I broke his nose.
-- Normal Life @ the YMCA --
Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was at the YMCA the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the weight room...
Steve - Yeah... I wish it was in with the treadmills...
Mike - Yeah seriously...
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