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The heady way to say "fuck you."
"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."
"'Your couch."
Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.
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most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.
Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!
Sam: Your couch!
Greg: FML
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Nigga fuck it.
Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?
Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.
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To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
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Similar to Fuck Your Couch, except instead of fucking it, you pour Vietnamese Noodle Soup all over it. This way the person's couch stinks like rotting beef noodle soup.
Black guy: May-ne, fuck yo couch, nigga!
Asian guy: Dough-ma, pho your couch! couch to expensive to do da sticky all over, but pho easy to crean up.
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The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon: You are such a whore!
Mary: Well fuck your couch!
Cynnamon: .... What?
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The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"
The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!
Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
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