your welcome

The improper way of typing out the phrase You're welcome.

Often used by people who never learned how to spell, or who lack Grammar teachers that give a damn.

Your = Possesion; This is your salami.
You're = You are; Are you sure you're gonna do that?

guy: "Thanks alot."
guy 2: "Your welcome."
guy: "Wow. You're an idiot."

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your welcomes

what you say when someone says "thanks" (meaning more than one thank you, or many thanks). because you dont want to sound like a cheap Jew and only send back one "your welcome" for all their "thanks", you make it plural and say "your welcomes".

oh my god, tube socks.....again. thanks?
your welcomes!

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over staying your welcome

Over staying your welcome is when your at a friends, family members, ect. Home and you've been there way past the time you where expected to leave.

Arnold was having a birthday party from 9pm to 12am. At 12am he noticed everyone was walking out the door except for Jacob so instead of being upfront and telling Jacob it's time to go he tells Jacob it's that time that he jumps in the shower thinking he gets the hint and takes off. After the long relaxing 30 minute shower he gets out, goes to his room and wtf does he see? Jacob laying on his bed watching the grinch. Jacob is clearly over staying your welcome

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wear out your welcome

When some who doesn't have a place to stay, lives with you for three weeks and then floods your apartment.

Hey Travis, I know you do not have a place to stay and you been here for three weeks but you just flooded my apartment. You just showed me what "wear out your welcome" means so GET OUT!!!!

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Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back

When a White Woman doesn’t see the value in a White Man that she could marry. while he protects her and give her love. But instead of going for him She goes for a Nigger. The reason why this is is because she became a Whore who went around Fornicating with other men than she switch to Black men Because of The BBC. The reason why she became a whore is not because of Money but Jezebel deceiving her making her think that Lowering her dignity as a woman and sexualizing herself is “empowering”. Jezebel also manipulated her and convinced her to be “Sexually Exploring” which actually means degrading yourself and getting into worse sexual sins like homosexuality, This happen to the Poor white woman when she was a Teen. MEANWHILE her parents do nothing to get involved with her to warn about the dangers of these things. So she whores around for the rest her life and she meets Tyrone where she made the following statement: once you go black you’ll never go back. After This hookup she meets a lovely white man who will do anything to take care of her and love her. The best part is he’s interested in her. She rejects him And crushes his very heart and calls him mean names in front of her mud-shark friends. After this God became Angry and he curse her with AIDS and a bastard of a child who doesn’t even look like her. And we all know He ain’t paying for child support. She goes back to the white man and she asks for a 2nd chance but the white guy says: Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back.

Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back Ashley on Tinder

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WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Overstaying your Welcome

Lego Batman

Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.