Yaaqub Abdullahi

He's a Somalian pirate back in the Vietnam War. They used Guerilla Warfare to fight off the Americans. They were in the Vietnamese 1st Monkey Brigade Infantry. They were the most specialized unit within the 'Nam War of 1960. He was a retired war veteran. He has earned the medal of honor and purple heart and knight's cross and Jesus' blessing. He now attends Doral Pebble Academy with his husbands Gian and Saron. His birthplace was 1945 as when he was born in America, United States and was drafted to the war at 2 weeks old deployed to the beaches of Normandy. He also fought in Okinawa and gained like 100,000 confirmed kills of Japanese and Germans combined, He invented the nuclear bomb that dropped on Hiroshima and Nigasaki. His dad was in the Chinese Civil War and fought in the Phillipines Campaign with Douglass MacArthur. Abdullahi also witnessed the assasination of Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth and Mickey Mouse. He was also a big fan of Henry Ford and Walt Disney for their glorious racism.

Yaaqub Abdullahi - Sup my Yaaqub Abdullahi nigga!