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Yacht Thottie

A human, could be of any gender but is most commonly female, that is routinely invited by wealthy older men to accompany them on their large boat or yacht due to their physical appearance or sexual virility. The prime age range of a yacht thottie is between 21 and 26 years of age, and their natural habitat is an area rich in resources, such as Chicago, Miami, or the south of France.

Friend 1: Hey man, are you still seeing Nicole?

Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.

by JabronieRoadShow July 31, 2020