Yahboo Boostea

1. He is the patron saint of vagabonds. He appears at concerts, equipped with tubes of glue, paper bags, and Dollar Store makeup, in order to comfort those in distress.

2. A word salad title given to someone when you cannot recall their real name.

Girl: Who is this Yahboo Boostea I keep hearing about?

Boy: He is you, you are him. Praise Yahboo.