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A useful novelty created by Yahoo that was designed for those who are curious about the things in this world but are too afraid to ask. Also, this allows people to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, after December 19, 2006, the day the message boards died, trolls now need a new home, so it looks like Yahoo Answers are about to be hijacked by ignorant trolls.
Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers BEFORE Dec 19, 2006:
How do I cook Korean food?
What is the best way to speak French fluently?
Who will win the Super Bowl?
Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers AFTER Dec 19, 2006:
Which website has the best gay asian porn?
Why do negro people smell like gorilla feces?
If I look at me sister and I get an erection, will I go to hell?
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A place where teenagers ask stupid questions they also can’t spell and there is a lot of trolls and smartasses there.
Xxlilyxx: uhm wen I wake uhp dis slimy gooey thing keeps on cuming out of my vagina??? I dink a slug is inside of meh??? Halp?? Best answer get 5 star!!
Vanillaa: yeah meh tu I have the sam problem :((
Garrysworld: you probably have a slug inside of u go to a doctor. Answer my question? Www.yahooanswers.com/why+does+my+gf+have+a+penis\\
Prolife240: hahaha kill ur self stupid slut 😂 who raised u get out of here you are so stupid 😂
Cutiebae: it’s discharge calm down!
That’s yahoo answers for you...
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A website with a userbase comprised largely of some of the dumbest and laziest retards ever to walk the planet. Most are people who can somehow figure out how to use Y!A to post questions, but can't figure out even the most basic aspects of a search engine. Others want you to do their homework for them. Still more ask questions about policies of certain companies that could've been solved faster if they'd just gone to said website or picked up a phone. Many are largely unintelligible with spelling, punctuation, and grammar that would make an English professor weep. There are angsty teens, clueless middle-aged people, and senile old people. While some people ask specific and smart questions, the vast majority of posts are asked by people who can't even figure out how to figure something out themselves. The same applies to answers. Some are insightful and useful, but most are just idiocy.
Essentially, it's a site where retards can ask retarded questions and get answers from other retards. It's a horrifying look into what happens when technology puts evolution in reverse and allows people who would have been culled from the herd long ago to survive and procreate. If ever you want to see the abysmal, stygian depths of human stupidity, look no further than Yahoo Answers.
Idiot? That guy is Yahoo Answers-grade stupid!
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A question and answer website home to some of the biggest retards ever, besides maybe YouTube comments. You can get reported there for breathing. Half of the questions and responses are unintelligible from grammatical errors. Filled with racists, ignorant morons, religious extremists, and people who were apparently taught English by newborn orangutans.
A message board gone to hell.
Typical Yahoo Answers Question
i is 15, shud i havs babie?
Answer 1: no you is two young for baby. you need to grow up
Answer 2: i am 17 and has baby. people tell me it was bad idea but i dont regret it
Answer 3: all teens is so stupuid. i is smart and i is 19. you are stupid i hopes you die. dumb b*tch
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"Yahoo! Answers" is Yahoo! Inc.'s solution to the average person's unformatted search engine questions. It allows Yahoo! E-Mail holders to ask any number of pointed questions, such as, "What is wrong with my vagina?" or "How can we stop Jaden Smith?" as well as, "Who is the President of France?" and, "No seriously, wtf is wrong with my vagina?"
Users can then receive answers from Yahoo! E-Mail "point seekers" - a special brand of people who try to answer as many questions as possible, then voting their own questions as the "Best Answer" in order to gain a delusive sense of Yahoo! internetz seniority. Because of an unparalleled level of quality control in the review of questions, users can generally expect their questions to be answered incorrectly or - with luck - answered unintelligibly.
"Yahoo! Answers" Question: What steps can I take to fix my own cell phone?
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters: Why bother? Throw that sh*t out and get a new one! Problem solved, bitch. Next question!
100% 1 Vote
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1) The absolute best fucking place to troll; at home, at work, and especially during classes that allow unmonitored internet access.
2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post.
3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from.
4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points.
5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.
Troll #1: I'm getting my sixth abortion in ten years -- will you say a prayer for me?
Troll #2: Help! My 11 year old son just got his period?!?
Brainwashed religious nut #1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell?
Guy: What do you like to do for fun?
Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace.
Guy: Don't you have anything better to do?
Girl: Actually, I don't.
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Formally a very good website but it has gone totally to shit.
Whoever owns the website has obviously gave up maintaining it.
False reporting runs VERY FREQUENT, especially in the Others-Cultures&Groups and Polls&Survey area. When you appeal a report then you NEVER get a response back on whether it was appealed or not (you used to get a response within a couple days).
Plus, there are constantly glitches on the site (a new unique crazy glitch every time), those are eventually fixed after the site not working properly for days after each new glitch pops up.
It's just trash now and a lot of people are leaving it
Yahoo Answers needs to get their fucking act together because people are leaving, including me. If their too fucking lazy to give a shit then at least sell the site to somebody who will give it attention. Damn shame.
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