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A person who dare not enter Boston without a flak jacket and a gun.
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Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.
Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!
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The only people in the world who will brag about events that happened 20+ years before they were born.
Yankee Fan: Who cares that we can't win even with all these huge free agent signings, 26 rings man! WOOHOO! Talk to me when you've won 20 more rings!! YEAH!!
Any other fan: Yeah... you must have been going crazy during those title runs in the 40s man...
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THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA!! A TRUE YANKEE FAN KNOWS EVERYTHING!!
Look up these other words:smart,rich,cool,andpopular
FRIENDS DON'T LET OTHER FRIENDS BECOME
BASTARD RAT SUX FANS...I MEAN BOSTON RED SOX FANS...JUST SAY NO!!
Look up other words to say no to:DRUGSAND CHICKEN CHOKERSAND BOSTON RED SOX
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any female who knows less about baseball than a donkey
Man: How many outs are there in an inning?
Female: Four.
Man: How many strikes to an out?
Female: Seven.
Man: How many innings in a game?
Female: Five.
Man: Team?
Female: I'm a YANKEE FAN!!
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Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.
See also: loser, wanker, gobshite
The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.
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The scum of America. Whenever the Yankees lose, they bring up their 27 world series rings, as if that means anything during that game. Yankee fans are most hated by Red Sox and Mets fans, but the fans of the other 27 MLB teams hate them too. They like to start fights with anyone that they think is a Yankee hater. Unlike most fanbases, who usually only boo their own team/players when they fuck up royally, Yankees fans will boo whenever someone fucks up, even if it's just a small fuck up. They are also some of the most uncivilized people on Earth.
example A: Someone with New York license plates and/or anything pro-Yankees on their car parks outside of Fenway Park. The car is usually left alone. The owner of the car walks into Fenway Park all decked out in Yankees gear. He or she is shouted at, booed, and heckled by RedSox fans.
Example B: Someone with Massachusetts license plates and/or anything pro RedSox parks their car outside Yankee Stadium. They will most likely return to find their tires slashed. The owner of the car goes into Yankee Stadium all decked out in RedSox gear. He or she is shouted at, booed, and heckled, and more often than not they are also pelted with anything that can be thrown at them by Yankees fans.
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