Yardsail

1. adjective; the act of forgetting, not doing or just plain old fucking up.
2. adjective; how one feels while or after doing to many drugs.

1. Fuck man i just yardsailed my job.
2. I'm so fucking yardsailed right now.

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yardsailing

Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.

Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for a cheap price and sell on eBay for way more than what it's worth.

Yardsailing is also practiced by people who enjoy going to yard sales for the fun of it.

A person who goes yardsailing is known as a yardsailor. Yardsailors typically wake up early, search newspaper adds, and stay out till every last yard sale has been sailed.

Yardsailors are not to be confused with passerby's who stop at a yard sale just to have a look.

"Check out that yardsailor! Man, his car is filled to the top with old yard sale junk!"

"WAKE UP! WE'RE GOING YARDSAILING!"

"Who knew this crappy chair I got for 2 bucks would sell for 40 dollars on eBay! I'm glad I went yardsailing!"

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YardSail

The act or art of biffing it while doing any kind of thrillsport. IE, motocross, snowboarding, wakeboarding, rock climbing. Etc. In most cases, the wreck is so significant, that a string of gear is slung in and or around the impact area simulating what is typically know as a (Yard Sale). However taking into consideration, that one is typically (sailing) prior to this now recognized art of the dynamic crash, the word YardSail was born.... Note- not to be confused with a Yard Sale.

Damn bro, it appears as though we have a slew of squids and rookies out here today. SURELY we will see some massive YardSails throughout the day.

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