Yardsaled

The act of crashing so hard, all of your apparel is distributed far away from your person (i.e. hat, gloves, goggles, poles, skis, etc.)

Man, Cliff crashed in the moguls so hard he totally yardsaled. It took him 20 minutes to find all of his stuff!

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yardsale

to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

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Yardsale

While playing the sport lacrosse, the act of having your stick hit out of your hands, which triggers every player on the field's yelling out "Yardsale!". It is called this because it is lying on the grass as if you were trying to sell it on your lawn.

Lacrosse Player 1: "Nick just had his stick hit out of his hands!"
Lacrosse Players 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8: "Yardsale!"

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Yardsale

In contact sports when a player is hit, checked or tackled by an opponent so hard the equipment from the player being hit fall off the player and spread all over the playing surface. Make the playing surface look like the front yard at a Garage or yard sale covered in used sporting equipment. The opposition will then yell "Yardsale" to complete the act.

"Did you see me yardsale that guy last quarter. His helmet landed 10 yards away."

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Yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.

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yardsale

To leave your possessions messily or haphazardly strewn about, in a manner resembling a yard sale.

Dude, your new housemate is a pig.

Yeah, my living room is a yardsale.

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Yardsale

The act of getting so drunk you might as well wear a 50 cent sticker and sleep on the front lawn.

She has surpassed white girl wasted, that chicks completely yardsale'd.