Yard Boat Sex

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.

Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.

Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.

I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?

Yard boat

A boat in a yard. A boat that has no business anywhere but the yard. It is not seaworthy.

I found a great set of yard boats behind the trailer park.

Let’s go yard boat hunting this weekend.