Yardleys School

A place in which, kids (99.8% of Asian descent and 0.2% fish) go to school and get shouted at by the big boogey man - Basra (someone who hasn't been laid in a long time) and learn totall nothing apart from whether Hassan or Usman has loza.

Ee, have you heard of that place - 'Yardleys School' ? I heard that the bengali (fish) girl gave head.