Yarp Yarp

Yarp Yarp (or Specimen Yarp) is an abomination created from a freak incident involving a spider, a hammer, a basketball and a bathtub. Formerly known as Kenny Hotz, this creature is an untamed beast that can only be controlled by being fed used tampons.

You don't fuck with Yarp Yarp!

Yarp Yarp: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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yarp yarp

noun
1. slang usually used by furries when referring to a coyote or someone with a coyote fursona (derived from one of the barking sounds coyotes make)
2. an onomatopoeia describing the shrill bark of a coyote

Not to be confused with yarp. And not to be confused with the acronym YARP (Yet Another Robot Platform), which is a software package for creating robots.

1. There were a bunch of yarp yarps behind my house last night, and they kept me awake for hours with their loud barking.
2. If you've never heard the sound of a coyote, I'll describe it for you. It sounds like a harsh, shrill "yarp yarp" kind of barking, like the dog version of the crazy old man who works at the junk yard and yells at people.

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