Yeetus gleetus

The strangest form of yeeting, usually occurring when one yeets a pineapple towards an old woman and is occasionally used for other yeetings, but not often. This form of yeet originated from Aztec times, when small pineapple like fruits was thrown at animals as a sacrifice to the Aztec gods. These people would shout YEETUS GLEETUS, and do their best to finish saying it before the pineapple made contact. After many years this tradition has changed, as it is evident that old women, and sometimes old men, are used as a substitute for the animal factor of this practice.

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