Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.
A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?
Person 2: I believe so.
Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.
Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
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