Yesn't

The proper way to say "no"

Friend 1: "Are you some sort of idiot?"
Friend 2: "Yesn't"
Friend 1: "Oh never mind"

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Yesn't

Yesn't is a contraction of "Yes" and "Not", effectively meaning "No".

Robert Funk posted an outdated definition of "Yesn't" in 2008, citing it as an ambiguous "yes" or "no", a maybe or perhaps. However the word has gained popularity in the past month, (as of 5/18/2018,) in addition to Non't.

A Change.org petition, "Change the word 'No' in the English language to 'Yesn't'", gained nearly 17,000 signatures in just one day. On Reddit, it circulated in the subreddit, /r/dankmemes, where redditor reposted a screenshot of the Yesn't petition to the subreddit, gaining over 31,000 points.

Q1: "You want to go out for pizza later?"

A1: "Yesn't."

Q2: "Ur mom gay."

A2: "Yesn't u."

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yesn't

The alternative way of saying no. Makes you sound like a complete shithead though.

Dave: Wanna go to a party?
Jim: Yesn't
Dave: what

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Yesn't

Satirical synonym of the word "No" which gained popularity due to a change.org petition started in May 2018. The petition supported changing "No" in the English language to "yesn't."

It's a simple yes or yesn't question.

Would you like some liver? Yesn't thank you.

Yesn't collusion!

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Yesn't

The opposite of yes. So : No

BOY : Wanna be my Bitch?
Girl : yesn't

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Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick

Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't

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Yesn't

A word that means no.

Ewan: Hey sign this petition to change the word no in the English language to yesn't.

You: yesn't u

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