Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome

A disease caused by the lack of one kidney for a prolonged time, usually pared with a week immune system. It can cause severe hives, brittle bones, excessive swelling, and loss of hair. The name itself was coined by Dr. Jimmy Yimtinto, and it was named after Jimmy’s brother, Hil-Bratcher Yimtinto, who first (on record) contracted the disease. The “P.R.” stands for Proactive Retonement. So this disease is the Yimtinto Proactive Retonement Syndrome.

I’m so sorry for your mother contracting Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome.