Yo, eat it.

"Yo, eat it." is a phrase interposed into a conversation when one person or other needs to get a grip on reality. Similar to "Deal with it."

John: Dude, I still can't believe she broke up with me!
Zappa: Yo, eat it.

Ellen: liek omfg!!1 i asked my mom to go to the prom and she said no!! WTF!?!
Carl: Yo, eat it.

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Ima eat yo ass

A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.

(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"

(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"

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Ima eat yo ass

A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.

(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"

(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"

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I wanna eat yo dick

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".

"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

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I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

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splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

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Finna eat yo Jerries

A term used to describe your hate towards a person, often used to show how much you want to end their existence

Aye man I’m finna eat yo jerries for that