Yodilyo

product advertised by an yodeling armadillo named Yolanda; a dildo with yo-yos at either end of it called a yodilyo.

Both the yo-yo and the dildo don’t serve the purpose that they are normally made for. It’s like the shake weight for the yodilyo muscle located at the base of the back of the skull. This muscle becomes strained when you have uncontrollably laughed with your friends about inside jokes that only make sense to you.

Dude 1: have you figured out how to use the yodilyo yo bought?

Dude 2: no but this is the best invention ever.