Yoghurt-potting

When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.

His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.

Note: this is definitely not gay!

Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.

Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?

Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!

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Yoghurt Pot

This is when you cum inside your own, or someone else's belly button, then stick a lid (such as sello-tape or cling film) to hold the substance in place.

Guy 1:My belly button is itchy.

Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot

Guy 1: Man thats sick!!

Guy 2:LOLOLOL

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Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot

“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”