yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

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yoking

to place ones hands in the front pocket, or "yoke", of anothers sweatshirt and move it about

"we were spooning and yoking while i did her up the ass"

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Yokes

Irish slang for ecstasy tablets.

I swapped a bag of yokes for a horse in 1992!

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yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

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yokes

What Irish people call ecstasy pills.

Have you got any yokes Seamus? Sorry Padraig, I sold my last one to Fiachra.

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Yoked

Originally referring to a strong or large trap muscle between the shoulder and neck. Word originates from the "yoke" that is placed around the neck of oxen. Has now developed into a broad term for hugeness and strength.

"Fuck that guys huge, he has no neck!"
"The guys fucking yoked!"

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Yokes

Irish street slang for the drug Ecstasy

Hey man have you got any yokes?

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