Yoon Sang You

The juiciest man to ever roll on this Earth. If you lie him down he can be used as a trampoline. If you have a fetish for Korean people you're in luck; you can use him as your personal body pillow cause boy is he soft! Guess you can call him your comfort man.

Person 1: "3 more days until our food supply runs out. Our village of 30 will surely starve!"
Person 2: "Don't worry! We still have Yoon Sang You to harvest! His blubber shall bring an end to our malnourishment."