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Similar to the Donkey Punch or Donkey Hadoken, but you place a piece of randomly selected fruit on a table in front of the receiver. Proceed to punch them in the back of the head, and make sure that she or he eats the fruit in front of them. Quickly. With their tongues.
"Duuude, Sarah was bitchin' at me last night, so I went ahead and gave her a Yoshi Punch to straighten things out."
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When you punch someone so hard in the back of the head their tongue comes out, usually in a sexual act.
I totally yoshi punched this girl last night
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The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry
Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up
The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.
Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma thought it would be funny to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up