You Am I

rock act, entertaining to say the least

you am i is sizzlingly saaxy in a musical sence, unneccisary comma

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You Am I

A shit, talentless band from Australia. Fans include people such as Luke O'Farrell & Craig Nicholls.

Man, You Am I are so shit. Powderfinger piss on them.

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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

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who the hell do you think i am

A valid response to any insult and/or challenge. Even if you are unable to back up the line, saying it is enough to make anyone else's argument invalid.

Stemming from the show Gurren Lagann as a popular catchphrase.

1: You are so stupid.
2: Who the hell do you think I am?!

1: You couldn't win if you tried.
2: Just who the hell do you think I am?

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i love you but i am not in love with you

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

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I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.

EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

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