You up?

Invitation for a booty call or sexting. Usually received as a text message.

Billy, in a text: Hey. You up?
Sandy, in a text: Yes.
Billy, in a text: Wanna come over?

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You Up?

A message I send my friends every night...

You up?

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paint you up

Put you down into the cement

I'm going to paint you up if you cross me

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Hook you up

The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.

Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!

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Give you up

What Rick Astley will never do.

"Never gonna give you up"

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wife you up

Wifing a girl up is saying you want to marry them, that's all kids.

I'm gonna wife you up

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Hit you up

Contact someone (via text message, phone call, show up at their door, facebook or other social media, etc.)

I'll hit you up next time I'm in town.

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