You are a T

When someone is famous for telling many a lie you call them a 't' (refered from the name Toby)

(Pronounced: Tee)

It takes great effort and skill to become a 't' by telling many a ridiculous lie.

Apart from examples of using the word, I will include examples of ridiculous lies that may or may not have been used in the past.

"You are a T"
"I think you just T'd"
"Stop T'ing"
"Hello T, How are you doing today?"
"Pipe down T"

"I bought a 32" plasma screen TV and put it in my bedroom and then found some bass speakers in my garage and set them up in my room and the bass was so loud that it blew the TV off the wall..."

"When I had glandular fever the doctor prescribed liquid ketamine (horse tranquilisers) and methadone (Heroine replacement) to ease the pain...

"My Dad owns York Dungeons..."

"I work at sheltered housing and the people who live there each give me £100 at Christmas"

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Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

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see you n t

a form of goodbye that spells out the word CUNT

I gotta go. Bye.
OK. See you n t.

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Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

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You Ain`t Grizz Baby

This phrase has it`s origins with the Call Of Duty Commentator Thunder Toro (aka TheLEDGENDOFTHUNDER and 4022THUNDER402). In a commentary , whistle being attacked by the no-scoping beast, Ravenous Randy (aka zzirrandy), Thunder survived and killed randy and bellowed "YOU AIN`T GIZZ BABY" referring legendary Call Of Duty sniper zzirrgrizz (because randy failed to no-scope thunder, he was not grizz). Since then, the phrase has spread throughout the video game community, being picked up by people like Hutch and Goldglove, who named their podcast "you ain`t grizz baby". zzirgrizz himself has since commented on the issue saying he thinks that it is funny. The phrase begun to be used whenever a sniper in general has been killed.

YOU AIN`T GRIZZ BABY!

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you won´t get anything snitching like that

Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.

(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.

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you fist like a T-Rex

You dont fist the pussy good enough.

"Hey john what your girl say about your fisting last night?"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"