You bought an iPad, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"

Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?

Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?

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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!