thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father

Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

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Do you know my dad?

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.

Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

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you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

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You dont have a dad

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imagine you dont have a dad

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice