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This is me when I wake up in the morning because I a half awake and half asleep and thought I was a wolf
Omg you are ugly get out of my face
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A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.
SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
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When someone says something extremely unnecessary, yet funny at the same time. Usually followed by a laughing emoji face.
Yo!!!! Whats their snapchat? A baby fight club sounds legit AF
Haha you ugly for that 😂
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A slang term used mostly by men to describe a very unattractive woman.
"Damn, that girl at the bus stop is make-you-mad ugly. I bet the bus just goes right by."
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It means that you should stop and look in a mirror to see something that is worst than all of the trash that is polluting the ocean
Barry: Ur mom gay
You: You ugly pineapple
Barry: DEATH
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What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
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A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...