Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

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I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.