you lemon

Another word for 'idiot' or 'moron'

Someone who hasn't sorted their student finance.

Charlie: "I haven't sorted my student finance yet."

Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."

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When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

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when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

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When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

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When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!

1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!

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