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A statement made by a paranoid individual whom steals your belongings.
"Is this a see through pen?"
"No, it's not"
*writes with pen, red ink appears*
"You Lied".
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When you lie so much that its obvious, theres no way of playing it off.
Person 1: Yo I got a fucking 100% on my test
Person 2: Youre a dumb fuck, you lied so hard
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When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something
Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey
To be in total agreement with the statement that was said.
"Man that girls has a crazy big old butt!"
"You ain't never lied."
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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.
To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
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You Lied To Me Is A Reference From asdf movies
Person1: Did You Know Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight?
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!