You Need More Cores

Generally lacking in devices with high computational power.

The slowest player to load during a multi-player game.

Can also be used to express ignorance/inferiority.

Are you sporting a RAZR flip phone? You need more cores.

Are you still on AOL? You need more cores.

Are you running AMD? You need more cores.

Are you in a Counter-Strike OGL 2v2 Modem League? You need more cores.