you should smile more

A phrase spoken by a man to a woman when he wants to be punched in the face.

Man 1. I can't believe she punched me in the face! My nose is bleeding.
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."

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you should smile more

A coded phrase with origins in the work place to reject someone when no legitimate reason can be found.

“Thank you Tim this concludes your performance review. However, we’ve decided not to proceed with promotion at this time.”
“Oh, ok. Can I ask why.”
“I want to feel you’re a part of this team. Tell you what, you should smile more, it’ll help you project yourself.”

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