Random
Source Code
Random
Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"
32👍 36👎
An insult
Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!
Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
7👍 4👎
said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
11👍 12👎
Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
5👍 1👎