Young Dead

adj: phrase used to describe the youthful generation of vampires, werewolves, and other denizens of the undead world, favored by teen girls, cougars, and chicken hawks.

Mandy, the 40-something mother of two teen-aged girls, satisfied her cougar voyeurism by taking her daughters to every vampire movie featuring totally ripped male vampires who she thought of as the "young dead".

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