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Young Living

A cult made up of mostly women in their mid thirties who also sell tupawear and pure romance. The cult leader, (once fed with the souls of deceased children...) spits out scented and flavored oils. After that ravonius monkeys separate the oils and throw them at Swedens to bottle and ship. That's when the cults sell the product. When the mothers of two (house wives.) sit at the shop or sell online, they aim twords other moms and use mind control to make them but the product and join the cult.

"Hey Diana how are the kids?"

"Good Sheryl... Tim loves his soccer... So buy young livings."

"What?"

"DO IT"

"Yes master"
*sells oils*

by Small casually walking carrot March 9, 2016

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