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painting your nails

guaranteed to get you pussy

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

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Snail trapped your nail

When you make a typo, similar to " did the cat get your tongue?".

Hi Jamie, did the snail trapped your nail cos you're typing like a wussy!

by Pseudoephedrineforyournose November 21, 2019


Does Vinegar Make your nails smelly

Does Vinegar make your nails smelly.

Does vinegar make your nails smelly.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023


Get your hat nailed on

To get ripped off, screwed over, swindled

You're going to get your hat nailed on when you buy this car.

by ScarboroughPeel December 13, 2017

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nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

by Sexydimma September 12, 2015


national clip your toe nails day

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.

“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”

by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020


Your Nails

Used as a synonym to Tuff Hard ect.

Used to describe how good someone is at something.

Jaiden: I greased Eddy last night

Gavin: Wow. No one can your nails. kid!

by Mark Gang September 18, 2020