fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

Your fans

Don't believe you.

Hym "Misogyny is great, hey, we need to start cutting the dicks off a liberal anti-misogynists. It's the only way for them to prove they don't only like women because women are sleeping with them. Chop chop. They can be eunuchs. Start with Cody Johnston! Or Matt the faggot! If you cut their dicks off, you don't have to pay me AND I won't ever kill any kids, regardless of what happens. I don't need credit or money as long as their dicks are off. If you cut the dicks off of everyone who has participated in this thing against me, I will dedicate my life to the SVU. Cut off their dicks, they can love women without the sex, and I will entirely cede whatever point I may have here. I will even lie about why women choose to fuck men. I'll say it's game or whatever until the day I die as long as their dicks are gone. No more dicks for anyone who wants to criticize incels for misogyny. Your fans will love I. And you'll prove that you don't need to fuck to not hate women. It's a win-win. And I'll know you aren't cheating. Chop them off."