your such a cat

You are begging for so.going mostly used as a slang term for when someone is begging for cigarettes or weed

Can I borrow some baccy till tomorrow

Ffs man your such a cat

Your dog hump cat

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

Your cat

A 5th Dimension eldritch god who has choose you to be their entertainment. Or new host. You will never know until its too late

James: Why doe your cat have a shadow with 5 tails.

Cole: Don't ask questions. He doesn't like questions

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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!

"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."

strangle your cat

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)

“Hey girl, let me strangle your cat

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smash on your cat

To have sex with a woman's vaginal entrance.

Bradley likes to smash on every girl's cat.

Can I smash on your cat, just once?

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throw your cat at

When you make very obvious sexual advances toward a person.

When you literally shove your pussy at someone.

My roommate: "Oh man, that guy over there is so hot, I want his body."

Me: "You should totally go throw your cat at him."

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