An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.
"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"
yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe
Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is
A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds
You: Yur Mum
John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world