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verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.
noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.
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to insert one or more fingers into another's bunghole
Justin's girlfriend just shoved her hand up my butt. Son, you just got zookied!
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totally cool, amazing or good.
dood, look at the boy over there he's totally zooky zooky!
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any living creatures inhabiting your body - e.g. body lice, crabs, head lice, fleas
My grandmother always used to ask, "you got zookies?" when we were being 'twitchy' as kids.
My grandmother always used to ask, "you got zookies?" when we were being 'twitchy' as kids.
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A zookie zoo is a bae
Him: zooks I’m mad
Her: zookie zoo
whyy youu mad for
A term coined by Drankland, used when you are describing your state of consciousness after intense drug intake, more so after smoking copious amounts of marijuana.
Jacob: Yo bro how you feelin right now.
Jordan: Bro I am so zeeky-zookied right now bra oh my god
Name to tease a person/animal with.
Meaning:Funny looking person/animal
Shoalin looks like a Zookie dookie