zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.
MATILDA: A what?
DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?
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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
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an awesome movie that some people cant appreciate.
Hey, Derek! I'm little Cletus!
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THE best movie ever made by ben stiller, also stars owen wilson. is soo effin funny
well you can derelick my balls
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one of the funniest movies when you need to see something stupid
one of my favourites
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an awesome movie starring Ben Stiller.
"Old member's only warehouse. You should remember it; you're a dinosaur."
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By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!
βIf I have a day off Iβll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.β
βTo me itβs all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...β
βThis phone is my lifeline. Itβs as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.β
-Derek Zoolander
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Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG!!!! So funny!! If you don't like it, your too serious!! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment! :)
"So I became...bulemic"
Pause
"You can read minds?"
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