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Person who becomes the living dead by spending all day on video conferences, especially on Zoom
I spent all day online, and now I've turned into a Zoombie
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In this day of remote work and isolation (COVID-19), a Zoombie is anyone whose gray matter has been deteriorated by interminable Zoom meetings. They are hard to see on the streets because this variety of living dead hides in their houses behind locked doors... just waiting for the next Zoom meeting invite.
Our office meetings these days are full of Zoombies. Everyone form work has that unshowered, bed head look with vacant stares... they've been reanimated as Zoombies.
Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.
Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.
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Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.
Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.
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Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.
I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.
Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."
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(noun) : a type of fictional zombie; an undead person who possesses greater than average mobility compared to other, more traditional undead creatures; a zombie who runs and moves at a normal (or greater than normal) human speed. {best exemplified in the recent films Dawn of the Dead (2004) & 28 Days Later; from “zoom” + “zombie”}
"Dang, those zombies are fast."
"Those aren't zombies, man. Those are zoombies."
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