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When you get some head so good that it puts you to sleep.
"Bruh she ZZ Topped me off and I fell straight to sleep 10 minutes into Netflix and chill."
The complete opposite of the jonas brothers
The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends
ZZ top Rocks
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Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.
Thats alot of beards... ZZ Top
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The greatest southern rock band ever.
ZZ TOP:
Jesus Just Left Chicago
or
Woke Up With Wood
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Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.
They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
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One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.
ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.
ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.
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a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap
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