Zach Attack

1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"

2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)

3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.

1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.

2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!

3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!

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Zach Attack

(V) Though the name suggests violence, it is an action of truth and love inspired only by people as groovy as Zach's. The process of screaming to, jumping out at, and randomly hugging a Zach.

(Friend of Zach): *sees Zach* ZACH ATTACK!!!!!!!! *jump and hug*

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Zach Attack

You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.

Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!

Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.

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zach attack

the act of taking cock in the mouth and/or ass

"hey your mom and i had an awesome zach attack last night"

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Zach Attack * Glass

The best guy in the world. the most loving listening person. his touch makes you warm inside and when he walks up to you and looks at you your heart pounds like crazy. you love him so much. and when you hear his voice or see him you dream and plan your future with him. you want to spend the rest of your life with him. he is so amazing. you wish you could be as amazing to him and make him feel like you do. you love him so much and are gonna marry him. he is mines. and when i ment him i liked him and fell madly in love. he is true love <3 he is zach oh yea and hes tall skinny and so sexy and smart. whoo out of this world baby :)) all mines taken!!!!

Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass

Me: yea the oone from art class

Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.

Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)

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Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally

Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman