zach cregger

Zach Cregger is a comedian/actor/writer best known as part of the Whitest Kids U'Know comedy troupe, which was also a hilarious comedy-sketch show on Fuse that has since been canceled (those bitches). He is super funny and completely gorgeous, and while dating the unfairly hot chick who played Cora in Music and Lyrics (fuck you it's 2am and I have work tomorrow I'm fucking tired I'm NOT looking that shit up). After a fire/grill incident while on vacation, his junk was badly burned and is now marbled in color. Incredibly handsome and talented, he is a versatile actor and comedian, playing both male and female roles in WKUK sketches.

( While watching WKUK dvds) "Who's the sexy guy in drag that Sam just felt up?"

"Zach Cregger, pass the bowl."

"He's FINE."

"As fuck; they're all cute. Now seriously, pass the bowl."

"Hahaha, remember Sublime?"

"BOWL. NOW."

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