zaddy zallion

Zaddy zallion attracts indian men, has a incredibly large cranium to the point where it could be considered a 6 head, enjoys eating gummy worms & playing baseball, is attracted to my mom, still in love w his ex, & is not very adventurous.

Guy 1: A group of indian men hit on me today
Guy 2: OMG bro , ur such a zaddy zallion!!!