Zane Crashout

Stage 1: You will make a joke about these sensitive topics: Being Jewish, Having a Crush on Butters, Liking 12-year-olds, or chugging whiskey.
Stage 2: He will deny the allegations and say he "never converted", "Butters was a joke", or "Whats your parents age gap".
Stage 3: He will start to complain about how you should let him live and this needs to stop.
Stage 4: He will make up fake allegations about whoever is joking about these topics.
Stage 5: He will start to Crashout and say how you always bully him, how your a bad friend, or how you need to apologize.
Stage 6: He will not talk for the rest of the day.
Stage 7: He will showup to school like nothing happend.

"What happened yesterday with the ZANE CRASHOUT? I wished him happy Hanukah bro".